I’ve totally been waiting for the longest time to post this.
There were plenty of ups and downs in 2013. The most down was probably the idiocy that was my brief time in “fashion” and the fact that I now know that someone as hideous as The Beast exists in this world.
But there were more ups than downs, in the end. For starters, these guys:
Looking all cute on Christmas…
And giving the hugs…
And wearing ties!
Then there was the joy of watching my husband cry in public, AGAIN:
And he touched it too!!!
Lucky Banana even got to go to opening night.
The year 2013 was also the comeback of LASERS:
And of course, Rob Ford.
Thank you, Canada!
But the thing that I really like to show off about good old 2013, was the difference from beginning to end. On Jan. 1, 2013, I came home after a trip to Ireland. After that trip, at 5’4″ tall, I was officially 193 pounds, and apparently, no one told me that my clothes did not fit.
On Dec. 31, 2013, I am 150 pounds.
See what I mean about the clothes? They couldn’t tell me that didn’t fit? Thanks, sisterhood, you jerks.
I think my ability to take a selfie has also improved, if you ask me. I’m pretty totes adorbs. I think that sweater is actually too big now.
You know, according to my BMI, I am still overweight. But I’d like to give a good old fashioned FU to the BMI. I’m not so fatty these days. Let’s try to keep it that way for 2014 — the year I turn 40!
Hopefully my next Indi Mini-Marathon won’t be so plump.
Happy New Year, Y’all!