Tag Archives: gross
Dude… for real
Actual conversation this evening between myself and Mr. Wonderful: Marney, at sink, washing dishes: “I’m having issues with you, dude.” Jim: “What?” Marney, holding up turkey baster, when there has been no turkey or other assorted meat in need of … Continue reading
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Product placement – literally!
So those of us who tend toward the thrifty side are well acquainted with the “store brand.” Back in the day, these would have just been referred to as “generics.” I remember the Franks Grocery Store — the very one … Continue reading
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Dear Creepy Gymnast Girl at LA Fitness,
Hello there. Do you remember me? My name is Marney, and I am the older, fatter girl who was in the trainer room last night. You remember me, right? See, I was on the mat, alternating my reverse crunches with … Continue reading
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Redeeming qualities? Who needs ‘em!
I have been known from time to time to acknowledge my love for all things completely and utterly useless. I get excited each week when my “Star” magazine comes in the mail. I watch trashy TV shows. My husband and … Continue reading
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Happy Anniversary to ME!
Everyone, gather around and get ready to wish me a good old fashioned HOORAY! It was 10 years ago today, Dec. 29, 1999, that I sat at the bar at a neighborhood pub in New Orleans called “The 19th Hole,” … Continue reading
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Mars vs. Venus
Yesterday I was watching a little of my favorite 24-hour pretty much lefty but hey, at least they don’t claim to be “fair and balanced” news outlet, MSNBC. I like this station. I like their commentators. I like that they … Continue reading
Open question to men
Seriously… why do you love your junk so much? George is 3 years and 5 months old. At this age, Hank was fully potty trained, always in underpants, MAYBE he’d wear a pull up at night, but it would be … Continue reading
Ok, fine, I confess
Yes, I do. I did it. In public. I was gross at the WalMart (which, by the way, is the single greatest invention of our time. Clothes, toys, furniture, motor oil, food, feminine hygenine products, asprin, plungers and clip boards all … Continue reading
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