Tag Archives: family
Young love
I am a horrible mother. Horrible in the sense that I tease my 7-year-old boy with the relentless tenacity of, well, a 7-year-old boy. Especially when it comes to the ladies in his life. Last year it was young Bella. She … Continue reading
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Awesome observations from the mouth of the smartest 7-year-old ever
On his mother’s failed attempt to scrub the window in his bedroom: “You know, it looks like you just spread the dirt all around.” On Halloween: “This is MY kind of day!” On why it is pointless to tease him about … Continue reading
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What happens at the end?
I try to be an upbeat person most of the time (at least, upbeat in the sense that I am grouchy and sarcastic, but I’m trying to be WITTY about it). I think I have a pretty good life and … Continue reading
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As long as I am posting video…
So, when I tried to post that video of George snoring, I couldn’t get it to download straight off my laptop. So I had to open a YouTube account and put it there, then put the link. Yeah, yeah, I … Continue reading
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What we give our kids
It’s always nice to look at your children and SEE yourself in them. For example, Hank looks absolutely NOTHING like me, and those of you who argue have either never met his father, or you seriously need to get your … Continue reading
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Operation Gaga, entry 3
This week, I got the following e-mail: “I needed a new pair of shoes so I went to the old peoples shoe store “Rockport”. At the cash register the young man had the radio on and I surprised him when … Continue reading
What have I done?
So, anyone who knows me knows that I am NOT a morning person. Poke me and I shall kick. Shake me and I shall punch. If you happen to be married to me and you think the morning might be … Continue reading
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It’s on, little man
I don’t normally write two entires in one day. I realize that all of you are so insanely impressed with my witty story telling abilities and my astute observations that reading two entries in a single day could very well … Continue reading
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Boy wonder
They say that there are two types of children out there: those who love to read, and those who loathe it. Those who loathe it are not necessarily bad students or destined for low paying, paper-hat wearing jobs for all … Continue reading
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Wednesday confessions
I have let my 3-year-old watch “Cars” four times in the past two days, partly because I think TV is a viable babysitter, but also because I really like it. I walked around WalMart holding a Kim Kardashian exercise video for at … Continue reading
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