Tag Archives: diet & exercise
Things that make me go eeeeewwwweee…
As I may or may not have mentioned before, I am a total fatty. Big fat fatty. Okay, maybe it’s possible that while I am not anywhere close to slim, I’m also not anywhere close to the ginormous beast that … Continue reading
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My, my, how the time flies
I was just saying to Jim last night, you know, I haven’t written on my blog in a week or so… Try a month almost! How you people have survived without my wit and energy and the overall blessing I … Continue reading
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Rivalry, schmilvary
So, the Cubs and Sox are playing this weekend in the second installment of this year’s big crosstown classic. Which frankly, lost all its allure (in my opinion) when interleague play started. Back in the day, when it was just a … Continue reading
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Drinking problem
My husband and I have issues. Over the past few months, we have been working super hard to drop our bear blubber. Because 1) we are simply too fat and 2) we are not actually bears who need to stockpile … Continue reading
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Dear Creepy Gymnast Girl at LA Fitness,
Hello there. Do you remember me? My name is Marney, and I am the older, fatter girl who was in the trainer room last night. You remember me, right? See, I was on the mat, alternating my reverse crunches with … Continue reading
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Karma
Keeping with my juvenile theme, I am beginning to wonder two things: 1) How is it that I managed to find a husband who is such a good fit for me, and 2) When are we going to hell, because … Continue reading
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The weight of it all
I have a love-hate relationship with my bod. Mostly, I love to hate it. I am not qualified to speak for the majority of women in this town, this state, this country or even this world, but I am going … Continue reading
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