On his mother’s failed attempt to scrub the window in his bedroom:
“You know, it looks like you just spread the dirt all around.”
On Halloween:
“This is MY kind of day!”
On why it is pointless to tease him about not being able to say “conveyor belt.”
Hank: “So when we get to the snow hill, we can take the con-vader-belt to the top.”
Brother Tom: “The con-vader-belt? Like, Darth Vader?”
Hank: “Hah. Good one… ’cause of vader. No, it’s totally different.”
On the difficulty of the 2nd grade spelling test:
“It’s just so hard to be good at EVERYTHING but spelling!”
On alcohol (and also, math):
“You know what happens in 14 years? I’m old enough for beer.”
On his mother’s disgust at the minivan parked way too close to her at school:
“You know what the problem is, Mom? Women drivers.”
On his mother’s request that he please not walk from the bathroom to his bedroom naked:
“It’s not like you haven’t seen it before!”
My boy is so smart. I’m sure there is more to come…
If this kid weren’t 7 I’d think he was my husband!
(((Hank)))
Lets not forget George when he wanted the milk with the blue cap on his cereal. My kind of guy. 2 smart asses[where did that come from] Mom